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10:47pm 25/10/2007
  I haven't fucking touched this thing in over a year. My most recent comments include Beisel's Happy Bosses (Boss'? Boss's?) Day, which was when I turned 20.

So, since the last post I moved into a new, termite-less house; Erica and I broke up; I changed my major from Political Science to Latin American Studies; my computer broke, taking with it ALL my Pinstripes, 590s, Adversaries, the Offbeats, Regina Spektor, Moldy Peaches, The Quintessentials, Johnny Cash, and so on; and I turned 21.

I think I've quit this liverjournal shit because my life so boring that I lack the need to share it with others. And besides, no one reads anyone else's journal. This is just a conversation with myself, and they lock people up for that. The electronic ether has just as much interest in the things you say as your friends do; none.
 
     

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10:44pm 14/06/2007
  I think suburbs are ethnic enclaves.  
     

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01:57pm 01/04/2007
  There are termites all over my house.  
     

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03:35pm 16/10/2006
  It's my birthday. It's also Boss's Day, during which we are supposed to express gratitude to our superiors. Fuck that shit.  
     

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08:01pm 23/09/2006
  Irish is a really sweet language. "Hey, there are way too many vowels here. I don't wanna pronounce them all" "Well, you only have to pronounce the first one" "Thanks, mythological origin of the language." Oh, and to make something possesive, you have to add another letter to the word. Easy.

I lied for the first time to get out of working today. And then I took a two hour nap. It was very satisfying because I really hate my job. Everyone who lives in Ohio should vote in November so I can get a $.35 raise. "The people that deal with everyone else's disgusting garbage and food must be paid the least" Fuck you, mythological origin of the economy.

I like the people I'm rooming with, but I can't handle their music. Who the hell listens to the soudtrack of anime that isn't FLCL? But now I'm listening to the Misfits and Bad Religion and stuff with ENERGY and DISTORTED POWER CHORDS and GUITARS. Yeah. I want the 590s or Adversaries to come to Cincinnati.
 
     

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09:29pm 31/08/2006
  The best website of all time. If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.

survey. blagh. )
 
     

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04:26pm 24/08/2006
  The best website in the history of the universe.  
     

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¡Viva la Revolución! (de vegans)   
10:39am 23/08/2006
 
mood: they forgot people like me!
Holy fucking shit. The Department of Homeland Security ran a wargame. The enemy wasn't Al Qaeda or Iraqi insurgents, or terrorists or anything like that. Nope, they spent all that money to prepare to fight anti-war activists (an incredibly war-like people), labor activists, and vegans. They think Food Not Bombs (a.k.a. Freedom Not Bombs), which gives food to the homeless, is planning an attack. Oh, and Democrats and nuns - yeah, nuns - help.
WHAT THE FUCK. I thought all their rhetoric was just bullshit, but they're actually planning for attacks from nuns and vegans. They spent our tax money to prepare to defend themselves against us. They actually think that disagreement = insurgency. Everyday my will to remain in this country is diminishing. If shit doesn't turn around, it's between leaving or ignoring the news.

Oh noes! The cable went out! Those evil nuns!

On a lighter note; a pretty awesome video.
 
     

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01:17am 19/08/2006
  Snakes on a Plane was an awesome movie. And a ridiculous movie. But an awesome movie, which has tits and a music video at the end. I've seen snakes bite people on every part of the human body.  
     

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03:38am 16/08/2006
  For the first time since that Ministry of Information guy,Iraq has something to laugh about.  
     

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0x5C, XCII, noventa y dos, et cetera   
08:09pm 01/08/2006
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...days until the November elections
...days left under a Republican Congress
...days until the start of impeachment of President Bush

Hopefully.
 
     

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10:16am 27/07/2006
 
mood: It's Pigpen's ghost cat head!
I had low expectations for the Simpsons movie, but this raised them a little. It may be of Futurama-like quality, as opposed to current-Simpsons quality, which is a hyphenated form of 'shit.'

Thompson is dead. Therefore, Rolling Stone is no longer relevant.

Fucking sweet band name.

Despite the fact that CNN just said that London hasn't been this hot in 200+ years, and air conditioners are blacking out an assload of cities, global warming is comparable to Holocaust denial. Huh.

I laughed at this because I am not an adult.

In the mood thing, I wanted to write 'It's Pigpen's anthropomorphic disembodied head' but it wouldn't fit.
 
     

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06:22am 24/07/2006
  I hate my high school math teachers. They made us write down every step in a problem, and now I can't even cross multiply without breaking out a pen and paper.

Also, this. )
 
     

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06:26pm 21/07/2006
 
mood: soul-crushing dispair
Wow, I just looked up my college debt, and it's over $22,000. Holy fucking shit. That's one year. GOD. DAMMIT. I'm fucked.
 
     

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06:19am 20/07/2006
  Man, sometimes I just wanna punch people in the face. This is one of those times. While I was reading my Poly Sci book, I saw that Bush was the only, yeah only, President to have never vetoed anything. I figured that this was due to party loyalty, and Republican domination of pretty much everything. Then I looked into it, and it turns out he just ignores the laws which he doesn't like. And now he vetoes the one bill from Congress that might actually help people. I would die happy if I could break the nose of one of these assholes.

Blah blah blah. Being at home is incredibly boring. I do nothing but watch TV and play videogames all day. On the other hand, I single-handedly defended a base on my Battlefield 1942 demo for like half the game.

Also there is a political cartoonist named Pat Oliphant, which I found kinda funny.

I am going to Texas and I want to look into the new! improved! Mexican border. Now with the 12 National Guards not rebuilding Iraq/Afghanistan/NOLA! Yum yum. Ooo, I wonder if I'll see Mexican immigrants building a wall to keep out Mexican immigrants. Irony and fascism, they go together like PB&J.
 
     

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02:02pm 11/07/2006
  Every time I see 'The Misfits' on TV I get really excited, but then I remember that the band got their name from a movie.

New Rocky Movie. I doubt that Hollywood will ever stop making Rocky movies. I'll still see it, even though I never go see movies.

Yet another reason for hippies to cry. Aside from me, the Ohio National Guard, and college.
 
     

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Zidane just made soccer awesome   
11:34pm 09/07/2006
 

Also, this article is awesome. Manchester United is traded publicly, and is worth $1.2 billion. Ba-billion. Almost a dollar for every person that watched the World Cup.
 
     

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Pray for Alucard. Played by Bruce Campbell.   
05:49pm 06/07/2006
  Castle-fucking-vania movie fuck yes!  
     

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03:29am 06/07/2006
  Hey, remember that South Park episode which was really controversial because it might've had Muhammad in it? Yeah, that was on CNN and shit. But does anyone remember the South Park episode 'Super Best Friends,' which had the creators of world religions being super heros? Yeah, it had Muhammad in it. It was OK before those dumb Danish cartoons, but not afterwords. The entire world has gone insane.  
     

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Photographic adventures in Yellow Springs   
08:07pm 03/07/2006
 
mood: angry that France beat Brazil
The blurry ones are Erica's. )
 
     

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